Hi there, it’s me, Josh, the grinning goof in that photo. If you’re reading this, you’ve clicked on the hyperlink-equivalent of ice breakers at summer camp.

Well, I aim to please, so let’s play “two truths and a lie”

• I’ve once been to Spain

• I have a small tattoo of Mr. Bean

• I had 7 wisdom teeth

That should suffice.

Oh, I’m also an actor, writer, singer, and believer in the “rule of threes.”